My car broke down today. I punched it in the face and kneed it in the muffler. I'll fix it tomorrow. Today, rather.
The hamster died on the wheel. No, just kidding, it's been long dead. This makes no sense.
Grow up. I did.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
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think of your car as a person. you found him old, but he still gave you company. then one day he breaks his promise and you punch him in the face.
now don't you feel bad?
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